If I’m found dead with a golf ball wedged in my skull you’ll know why
Golf Illuminati update: apparently they have a secret testing facility in North Scottsdale where they independently test golf equipment and distribute the results among themselves
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i’ve been thinking about making body pillows to sell but idk how. I know there are those sites where you can put pics onto pillows and shit but idk if they have body pillowsactually I know there’s a site I just don’t remember what it’s called I bet Kenze knows Kenze tell me
also one of those sites (I think it’s mypillowpartner.com) lets you upload your own art and you get a cut of every pillow design you sell you don’t even have to talk to real people but be careful because the image resolution has to be crazy high so it shows up on the pillow properly the company won’t even print it if it doesn’t meet their specs
edit: omfg make sure to read my comment first otherwise this makes no fuckin sense
Ahhhh outfit is p much done all that’s left is the glasses, which should be done by this time Thursday (granted I’m not wearing the boots, tights, wig, undershirt,and wristbands but they’re all here)
Kenze (UNRATED Director's Cut): Imagine giving birth to a speedster he just sort of slip n' slides out and then makes it halfway across the hospital before the doctor can even wrap him up in a blanket
Duran Duranda: kenZE
Kenze (UNRATED Director's Cut): They erect a net in the neonatal ward and just hope he'll be stupid enough to get caught
Kenze (UNRATED Director's Cut): or maybe set a lil trap
Kenze (UNRATED Director's Cut): a nice little bottle of milk set up under one of those box things
Duran Duranda: god
Kenze (UNRATED Director's Cut): the lil fucker's in their womb and his mom's tummy just constantly vibrates like a lawnmower
Kenze (UNRATED Director's Cut): Actually that's fucking terryfyimng
Kenze (UNRATED Director's Cut): omfg
Kenze (UNRATED Director's Cut): Like, when he starts kicking, it's just an unrelenting pounding on her abdomen wall
Kenze (UNRATED Director's Cut): her muscles get fucked up
Duran Duranda: ask Linda Park about it
Kenze (UNRATED Director's Cut): ok
Kenze (UNRATED Director's Cut): internal hemorrhaging
Kenze (UNRATED Director's Cut): a sadfic where the pregnant mother of a speedster is constantly on the verge of death b/c her baby won't stop kicking
Duran Duranda: why
Kenze (UNRATED Director's Cut): in fact, she does die, and the baby is removed prematurely
Kenze (UNRATED Director's Cut): and the speedster grows up to be the world champion of self-loathing and guilt
