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My friends and I are creating a film company. Here is our logo.

My friends and I are creating a film company.

Here is our logo.

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My parents said I have two weeks to find a job before they kick me out.

Also, I’ve never had a job before.

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So in my sophomore year of high school, I was presenting with a group in front of the whole class. The class was rather rowdy, and she called us out on it:

“If you all don’t quiet down, I will call your parents.”

Without even thinking, I replied:

“Yeah, if you want to get cut!”

The class was silent until she told me it would be a lot more intimidating if I weren’t so short.

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Posted 6 days ago

professorpineapple:

quazza:

Reblog with what your blog would be like if you only posted about what was in your url

Fruit-related science?

Gay sex.

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When I was just a little kid, I have no idea the age, I was with my mom at the grocery store. She was stocking up on the week’s dinners.

As we were wandering the isles, I spotted a worker. Out of the blue, I picked up a box of Hamburger Helper from the cart. I looked up and told him: “We eat that ‘cause we’re poor.”

My mom hadn’t bought another box until last month.

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Posted 1 week ago
  1. Kenze: Hey guys?
  2. Kenze: I'm really worried.
  3. Kenze: I just drank a can of soada.
  4. Kenze: And I added sugar to it.
  5. Kenze: Like, a fourth of a cup.
  6. Kenze: Am I gonna die?
  7. Lini: Kenze are you high
  8. Kenze: It wasn;t sweet enough.
  9. Miranda: You won't die but you might get fat
  10. Captain: ew
  11. Kenze: I had to make is sweeter.
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randarama: nightmareloki: SIMPLYSAILORMOON’S 3000+ FOLLOWER GIVEAWAY!Prize: Choice between 2 wallscrolls OR 1 body pillowRules:Don’t have to be following but would be niceCan reblog once (1) a day as many days was you’d likeHave your ask openLikes don’t countWill ship world wide in most cases Ends: June 20th 2012 at 11:59pm PST. Notes:There is no “Sailor Moon” body pillow option, just the inners, sorry.Items will be shipped from Sears.comI reserve the right to change and or add rules to this at any time. OH MY GOD YES PLEASE Rebloobin for my friends

randarama:

nightmareloki:

SIMPLYSAILORMOON’S 3000+ FOLLOWER GIVEAWAY!

Prize: Choice between 2 wallscrolls OR 1 body pillow

Rules:
Don’t have to be following but would be nice
Can reblog once (1) a day as many days was you’d like
Have your ask open
Likes don’t count
Will ship world wide in most cases

Ends: June 20th 2012 at 11:59pm PST.

Notes:
There is no “Sailor Moon” body pillow option, just the inners, sorry.
Items will be shipped from Sears.com
I reserve the right to change and or add rules to this at any time.

OH MY GOD YES PLEASE

Rebloobin for my friends

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Note: Ghetto gatorade is decent, but could be better. I’m adding sugar next time.

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  1. Kenze: Do you think if I watered-down orange juice and added a dash of salt it would taste like gatorade?
  2. Kenze: I'm really desperate now.
  3. victor: oh wow
  4. Alyx: no
  5. Alyx: thats stupid
  6. Kenze: I'm trying it anyways.
  7. Lini: why salt?
  8. Lini: Kenze are you high?
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When I was only about 7, I was riding the bus home, and one of the older kids called another one a wussie. I was appalled. That was a bad word.

When I got home, I told my mom about the exchange. She asked me what the offending word was.

I told her:

“It starts with ‘w’ and rhymes with ‘pussy’.”

I had no idea why she wouldn’t stop laughing.